Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 07, 1990

Transcript:

Susie: Don't sit next to me, Calvin. I don't want to hear any disgusting comments about lunch. Calvin: Relax. I won't talk about lunch at all. Instead, do you want to hear a riddle I made up? Susie: A riddle? OK. Calvin: What's the difference between a garden slug and a two-inch-long, living booger? Susie: Eww!! Calvin: I can't think of a difference either.