Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 03, 1990
October 02, 1990
October 04, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Hi, I'm Calvin, eminent television personality, here to tell you about new, improved "Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs"! I love 'em! They're crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, and they don't have a single natural ingredient or essential vitamin to get in the way of that rich, fudgy taste! Mm-mm! Yes kids, you'll like 'em so much, you won't be able to sit still! Remember! It's the cereal I get paid to recommend because I'm famous! What do you think? Are you filled with the desire to emulate me and eat the cereal I endorse? If not, I can repeat this every 20 minutes. Hobbes: Don't you threaten me.
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LadyBlanc almost 11 years ago
I still use Hobbes’ line when the TV gets too stupid. It doesn’t change anything, of course, but it’s a moral victory.
Xalder over 9 years ago
Of course he’s not going to say it has lots of vitamins when he’s recommending it to KIDS!
yow4zip Premium Member over 8 years ago
Endorse smooches. That will get Hobbes on board.
bmonk over 8 years ago
ADHD pills. Not to cure, to cause ADHD.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover about 8 years ago
people will be wondering about the fingers on the side of the screen