Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 22, 2006

Transcript:

"...Got the speech, got the gown, got the shoes..." "Bathing suit?" Pageant Rules "I don't think the Chamber of Congress pageant has that. But I'll bring my red bikini just in case. What I really need is a better name." "What, you can't win as Tiffany Farrell?" "I could win as Heidi Hanksnot. But to be Miss Congress, I need a glitzier name. A 'Paris Hilton' kind of name..." "How about Sheraton St. Louis?"