The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for December 04, 2012

  1. Michael thorton
    Michael Thorton  over 11 years ago

    For everyone who replied yesterday (Omnius, neatslob, Redkaycei Repoc)…The kids I T.A. have grown up speaking English all their lives and get more cash as an allowance per week than their servants make as salary per month. They are not “just learning” English, they have known it all their lives, and have spent their lives in the most expensive English-medium schools in Delhi, which in theory is meant to provide them a complete education. However, I see on a daily basis that they are unable to attempt assignments that are normally given to and excelled at by TEN-YEAR-OLDS. THAT is through complete and utter stupidity and schooldays spent discovering sex, drugs, and alcohol, and parents bribing teachers to let them pass. (Why else do you think my university made me, a first-year, a T.A. right off the cuff? Every teacher has said I’m a hundred times smarter and more capable than the kids: the Dean herself said I’m on the same level as the teachers. And my university has just about all of the finest minds in Delhi.)

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    Rodney99  over 11 years ago

    Figures. Steve finally finds a woman who’s “giving it away”, but not to HIM.

    Join the club, Steve…

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    el_flesh  over 11 years ago

    HAHA but then if the last panel writing changes, ol’ Berke will be accused of not even knowing what he wrote in the previous panels by our resident expert on English! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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    twj0729  over 11 years ago

    Steve, I know what you’re feeling. Been there done that. Spent hours wooing a sexy thing only to have her lover(girlfriend) show up around 1AM. To make matters worse I bought both of them drinks, duh?

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    el_flesh  over 11 years ago

    Ya been there done that, too. Hopin for a threesome in vain.

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