Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 09, 1988

Transcript:

Calvin: I wish I was a tiger. Hobbes: A common lament. Calvin: I've got an idea! You can teach me to be a tiger! I've got some red sleepers I can wear! Han on! See? We can make a tail by stuffing a knee sock and pinning it on my rear! Then you can draw stripes on my face! Hobbes: Hmm...what about fur and whiskers? Calvin: I haven't shaved for six years. I seem to be cursed with a thin beard.