Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 13, 1987
September 12, 1987
September 14, 1987
Transcript:
Calvin: Wipe that grin off your face! Well, Hobbes, how do I look? Hobbes: I'm doing my best to bite my tongue. Calvin: I cut out construction paper feathers and taped them on my arms so I can fly! Pretty neat, huh? Hobbes: If paper feathers are all it takes to fly, don't you think we'd have heard about it before? Calvin: It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things, Hobbes. Hobbes: I'd agree with that. Calvin: Here's a gorge. This is a good spot. Hobbes: You're going to jump off this ledge? Calvin: Heck no! I need momentum! I want you to toss me over. Hobbes: You understand I assume no responsibility for this? Calvin: Right. I get the patent. Hobbes: Heave! Calvin: I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm...uh..oh... Hobbes: Don't sell the bike shop, Orville. Calvin: Shut up and go get me some antiseptic.
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cocoayoc almost 13 years ago
ouch
bmonk over 11 years ago
Calvin has a truly uncommon mind—it’s rather uncommon that he uses it.
yow4zip Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hobbes gave him the old heave-ho.
bmonk over 11 years ago
Flying is easy—for the first second or two. After that, it can get harder, even painful.
Lord Headcheez about 10 years ago
“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams
glowing-steak32 almost 9 years ago
Gravity is a very, very harsh mistress.
Me2times. almost 6 years ago
Hobbes’ snark is endless
Roblox Lover! :P over 3 years ago
Good thinking, Hobbes.
jr1234 about 1 year ago
LOL, “I want you to toss me over”
leopardglily 3 months ago
“Shut up and go get me some antiseptic!” Hahahaha I am surprised this hasn’t become the companion to “Hold my beer.”