Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 03, 1986
March 02, 1986
March 04, 1986
Transcript:
Moe: You're gonna taste asphalt fifth period, twinky, just so you konw. Calvin: Great. I'm dead. Fifth period - "studies in contemporary state-sponsored terrorism." ...Also known as gym class.
When I was a kid we’d run 5 or 10 laps around a small soccer arena and then play soccer or basketball for the rest of the period. Sometimes they’d make us do other stuff, but it wasn’t bad. I liked gym class.
ChocPi about 14 years ago
Why not? Makes more sense than wasting academic time being bored and miserable while getting all hot and sticky.
Arayeh over 13 years ago
I agree with Calvin. I hated gym class and liked academics more.
bmonk about 13 years ago
@ChocPi, isn’t the point to get the kiddies woken up and work off some excess energy so they can pay attention?
Calvin should be happy. Twinkies, being all-artificial, have a 12-year expiration date–so Calvin will live to see grade 6.
yow4zip Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Calvin should get out of Dodge.
SaveOftenX3 over 11 years ago
in what sate do elementary school kids have periods
Starfollower777 over 11 years ago
Well, I guess that’s one way of putting it.
Lestibournes almost 11 years ago
When I was a kid we’d run 5 or 10 laps around a small soccer arena and then play soccer or basketball for the rest of the period. Sometimes they’d make us do other stuff, but it wasn’t bad. I liked gym class.
bluram about 8 years ago
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BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member over 7 years ago
‘Asphalt’ Looked like it was spelled asphalf.
N ¡ c o over 1 year ago
Yeah that sounds wrong on some levels.
N ¡ c o over 1 year ago
You know, when they say “That’s wrong on so many levels”, what are the levels?
C wolfe 2 months ago
First graders have recess not gym.