Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2011

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    Edcole1961  almost 13 years ago

    That’s for the birds.

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I don’t think we’re out of Kansas, Toto.

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    Woody157  almost 13 years ago

    Reminds me of one I heard about a hillbilly that got a package in the mail. When he opened the box there was only a sexy nightgown In the box. His comment was, “Dag nab it! There was a girl in it in the catalogue.”

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    MixedMedications  almost 13 years ago

    I met my husband on sheepharmony.com

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    Woody: Wasn’t there something like that as the ending to Castaway? A girl, a package, etc.?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Mixed Meds - I’m glad you don’t feel sheepish about it. I hope you’re wooly happy together. And Hippo - you mean the box with the satellite phone? :)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I’m told my problem with strike-through text is that I keep goofing up with dashes. I guess it’s when they accidentally touch a letter?

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    daskooch  almost 13 years ago

    How to build a hillbilly crop “circle” trap.

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