Reminds me of the old French joke about the woman who asked her husband, “Do you prefer beautiful women, or smart women?” and he replied, “Niether one, I prefer you!” She gives him a black eye and he goes crying home to Maman. When Maman asks him what happens, he tells her, expecting support and sympathy. She calls him an idiot—and blacks the other eye for him.
There’s another old joke about a guy arguing with friends that men are smarter than women, and he turns to his wife for support. “You’re right, honey,” she smiles. “You fell in love with me, and I fell in love with you.”
Judging from the size of Grandpas pants, Granny is also a pretty good cook and I’m sure when he gets back from the corner pub after his usual PM calorie laden pints, he’ll tell her so.
EarlWash about 13 years ago
Hey, Opal, you asked!
firstwife about 13 years ago
Can’t she be both?
cleokaya about 13 years ago
She can but she isn’t .
Lary Youngsteadt about 13 years ago
firstwife: that would make Opal a pretty hard worker. Not a hard worker.
Woody157 about 13 years ago
Out of the mouth of the young comes truth. Grandma’s are always pretty. Some are just prettier than others.
orinoco womble about 13 years ago
Reminds me of the old French joke about the woman who asked her husband, “Do you prefer beautiful women, or smart women?” and he replied, “Niether one, I prefer you!” She gives him a black eye and he goes crying home to Maman. When Maman asks him what happens, he tells her, expecting support and sympathy. She calls him an idiot—and blacks the other eye for him.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
But could you take the nagging that comes with the face, Nelson?
saintpat about 13 years ago
My favorite…
PShaw0423 about 13 years ago
There’s another old joke about a guy arguing with friends that men are smarter than women, and he turns to his wife for support. “You’re right, honey,” she smiles. “You fell in love with me, and I fell in love with you.”
jtviper7 about 13 years ago
Great words in a great song.." If you want to be happy the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. "
daskooch almost 13 years ago
Judging from the size of Grandpas pants, Granny is also a pretty good cook and I’m sure when he gets back from the corner pub after his usual PM calorie laden pints, he’ll tell her so.
Frankie5466 over 2 years ago
Ooooh watch out Nelson! Opal that was the answer you thought you wanted lol