Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 12, 2009

Throw in some rice cakes and you’ve got the equivalent of styrofoam peanuts.

Why don’t you just eat the menu?

“He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart.”

C.S. Lewis

hee, hee, hee!

I agree.

Beauty seen is never lost, God’s colors all are fast. ~John Greenleaf Whittier

Odd, that THIS one ran today, while there’s a “Pizza-Hut” ad right along side of it!!! (Yeah, and can I get some FRIES and gravy with that?)

Shoe’s right; that customer could have just munched on the ubiquitous leaves!

Diet spelled backward is “tied”.

No it’s not! Insideout is “tied”. Backwards it’s “teid”. Sideways it’s “eidt>” (There is some dispute over this.)

Just drink a glass of warm water and be done with it.

That’s not purple hair. Birds don’t have hair. That’s purple plummage.

Combining my previous comment with Northwoodser’s…She could munch on a few of those leaves, and drink some warm water.

When I worked in a coffee shop we had “hash-house” names for certain drinks. The Decaf Skim Latte was what we called a WoM… Waste of Money!

Tiddlywinks-then how do you explain Jackie Joyner-Kersee or Marion Jones?

I’m ordering the ‘Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat’

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35060

I bet she wears a raincoat in the shower.