Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2011

Transcript:

Rat: Where's your sea anemone enemy and the Oprah Opera at the Opry Osprey? Pig: They went home. Rat: Good. You mean we're done with all that stupid wordplay? Pig: Yeah. The Osprey had to take care of her sick son, Ollie. I guess he's lost all feelings in his wings. Plus, her two girls, Molly and Anna, are too young to take care of themselves. It's weird 'cause it's the only time ever my enemies have left without even trying to attack. Goat: That's quite an anomaly. Rat: @#*!@*# Pig: What's an anomaly? Goat: The Anna, Molly and numb Ollie anomaly.