Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2011
April 06, 2011
April 08, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Please don't aim at me, Annie May, my sea anemone enemy, and bring about the end of me. Annie May: It is not I, your sea anemone enemy, you should fear, Pig. It is a sea-bird whose only goal was to bring a daytime talk show to watch her perform 'La Boheme' at a grand ole country music venue. Pig: The Oprah Opera at the Opry Osprey? Sea-bird: Greetings. Rat: Give me the gun. I'll shoot him myself. Pig gets a visit from his heat-packing sea anemone enemy.
comicsnerd74 about 9 years ago
OOOOH GAWD, THE PAIN
Goat the goat over 3 years ago
Annie may, my friends sea anemone enemy who bribes him with amenities like anime, AND Oprah opera at theopry osprey too?
jerry400 over 3 years ago
Why is this so funny, given that I don’t understand a single word of it?!
FrostbiteFalls over 1 year ago
An osprey is technically a bird of prey, not a seabird.