Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2011

Transcript:

Pig: Li'l Guard Duck! Reports of your gopher grenade brigade are popping up everywhere! Guard Duck: I realize, that sir. I'm trying to assess their individual threat levels by determining which ones have advanced grenade training and which ones are only at the intermediate level. Pig: What's the difference? Gopher 1: Hey! I got the pin out! Gopher 2: Oooh. It's so shiny.