The spider here forgot that the scale, and also survival-chances, of himself (herself?) against Garfield–even with purported black-belt–were about the same as those of an otherwise unarmed real black belt against a very ticked-off adult polar bear (the bear can easily kill the black-belt with one blow–without even bringing its claws into play).
Please spiders, he’s squshed about 200 of your species. Can’t you learn not to bother him?!
HAHAHA too true … too true … one would have thunk, that after the Mafia Spider was wasted, and Garfield commented on how they were a “proud, yet squishy people” (2001, September 9th I think) they would have stopped bugging him.
riching about 15 years ago
A very brave spider
tbree about 15 years ago
A very Flat spider.
batkath about 15 years ago
What Spider?
alondra about 15 years ago
Dead spider.
Northwoodser about 15 years ago
The spider says,”Let’s rethink this.”
carmy about 15 years ago
Too bad the spider doesn’t have 9 lives. He could use one now.
prasrinivara about 15 years ago
The spider here forgot that the scale, and also survival-chances, of himself (herself?) against Garfield–even with purported black-belt–were about the same as those of an otherwise unarmed real black belt against a very ticked-off adult polar bear (the bear can easily kill the black-belt with one blow–without even bringing its claws into play).
Wildmustang1262 about 15 years ago
Oooh! Garfield, good job! Squash that spider with the heavy red brick! lols!
pschearer Premium Member about 15 years ago
Poor itsy-bitsy spider. Shoulda stayed in the water spout.
comiclord about 15 years ago
Please spiders, he’s squshed about 200 of your species. Can’t you learn not to bother him?!
jeffy44123 about 15 years ago
Does a one centimeter string make a spider a black belt?
prasrinivara about 15 years ago
jeffy44123, it does in the same way that sporting a bedsheet over the head makes a child an undercover agent.
Radical-Knight about 15 years ago
The spider IS wearing a Black Belt. HAHAHA!! Oof, that had to hurt. . I think even Chuck Norris got the KRAPP kicked out of him in every show.
PaulAtreides about 15 years ago
he now does kung-flat.
And I’m actually green belt, cant wait till i get black
Allan CB Premium Member about 15 years ago
comiclord says:
Please spiders, he’s squshed about 200 of your species. Can’t you learn not to bother him?! HAHAHA too true … too true … one would have thunk, that after the Mafia Spider was wasted, and Garfield commented on how they were a “proud, yet squishy people” (2001, September 9th I think) they would have stopped bugging him.
brittanythom98 about 15 years ago
smart cat
Miladinoski about 15 years ago
And in the next panel…
a piano falls on Garfield.
trazerj almost 15 years ago
GARFIELD…. :((
kantonello about 13 years ago
my favorite
garfieldthecat9000 about 8 years ago
gayer than gay
NewOrleansSaints over 7 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
NompyReadsComics over 6 years ago
And you’re out