For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 09, 2008
November 08, 2008
November 10, 2008
Transcript:
Noise: Swipe! Bop! Bop! Woman: Richard! Play nicely with Michael! Boy: He hit me first! Woman: I didn't see him hit you. Boy: Well, he did! Elly: Michael, did you hit Richard? Mike: No - it was a part! I patted him, that's all. Elly: Was it a hard pat? Mike: It was a medium pat. Maybe a strong medium pat. Sort of a hit... but, a soft hit. Elly: So, you DID hit him first! Mike: Mom, it was an accident! I didn't mean to touch him, but I did!! Woman: The kids seem happy now, Elly - why don't we just call it "case closed." Elly: OK. *sigh*... moms never seem to get to the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Truth is an illusion.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
Just let the boys sort it out ladies, you’ll all be happier.
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
Been there - done that - seven kids.
margueritem over 15 years ago
And sometimes moms are better off not knowing the whole truth…
dicktheassrancher over 15 years ago
Truth is so obscure in these times, and falsehood so established, that, unless we love the truth, we cannot know it. -Blaise Pascal
Jogger2 over 15 years ago
“There is your truth, my truth, and the truth” – Chinese saying.
candlemaker over 15 years ago
Have 4 siblings best to let them at it all works out in the end
alondra over 15 years ago
This brings back memories of when I was a kid.
westiewestaz over 15 years ago
I had a friend with 5 boys, close in ages, and when something like this happened and she didn’t know who was at fault, she’d spank them all! Otherwise, she’d tell them to work it out! It must have worked because all the boys are successful in their professions!!
jackofstories over 15 years ago
Wasn’t Richard younger than Elizabeth?
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Elly, You betcha! lols!
Wenthral over 15 years ago
The truth is that most people can rarely ever really handle the whole truth.