Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 11, 2009
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Clayton: What do you have against goalies, dad? Adam: Nothing, nothing...goalkeeper is a fine position. Clayton: I'll say! The last line of defense. Like Aragorn at Helm's Deep. Adam: That does sound impressive. Clayton: And mom says goalies get to keep their teeth. But what happens to the other players' lost teeth? Adam: They put them in the Stanley Cup. That's why it's so heavy.
bald over 14 years ago
maybe that is why the stanly cup fell apart a couple years ago, all those teeth were too heavy
if you know a veteran, tell them thank you
alondra over 14 years ago
I’ll bet dentists’ love hockey.
Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago
The Stanley Cup may not be the best looking sports award, but, it’s the best one out there. It was of course, originally intended ONLY for Canadian amateur hockey leagues, but since 1926, has been given exclusively to NHL teams. I’d like to see the Stanley Cup become a CHL cup again, and the NHL can take another trophy… just MHO.
dante.deangelo over 14 years ago
Teeth aren;t very heavy. There must be a whole bunch of them in there.
FunkyMunkey1 over 14 years ago
“impessive”? No spell check today or what?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
im-pes-sive (ĭm-pěs’-ĭv) adj (14c) [fr It pestare to pound, L pistare, + im-]: incapable of grinding, chewing, pulverizing, in the manner of a pestle.
Perhaps used ironically in the instant example, as a goalie’s intact teeth should be satisfactorily pessive for anyone (absent a habit of chewing ice, or orally cracking Brazil nuts).
The variant etymology tracing the word’s origin to the Greek “pessos”, an oval stone for playing checkers, is attractive (given the resemblance of the tooth-strewn hockey rink to a field of loose pebbles), but unsupported. Also, given that “pessos” survives in modern English as “pessary” (a vaginal suppository to prevent conception), an impessive goalie would be one who cannot sufficiently perform his function, and its use here would similarly be inapt or ironic.