Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 07, 2009

Bad snake, bad!

What a bust! Lio, how many times have you been told to keep your pets on a leash when outdoors?

For which team are you rooting?

…fangs allot guys..

Would Lio be running with such nervous expediency had the balloon turned out to be a real guy?

Just like the Seahawks. All the air has gone out of them as well.

Depending whether Lio lives in north or south Jersey, that’s either a Giants or an Eagles player

I’m thinking Lio must live in Tampa, given the way that team is shriveling up - happily this would also account for the liberal use of sea fauna in the Lio Universe by Mr. Tatulli.

So… if it’d been a real person, that would’ve been OK?

Sisyphos, Lio’s pet >is< a leash! ;D

same here,Doc Toon…and he must be a Bucs player…slowly leaking our way back to 0-16

farting football player!

How about this story:

Mama Bear and Papa Bear decide to get a divorce. The judge asks Baby Bear if he wants to live with Mama, and he says, “No, sir, she beats me!” The judge then asks if he wants to live with Papa, and he says, “No, he beats me even more!”

The judge asks, “Do you have any family members that you want to live with?” and Baby Bear says, “Yes, my Aunt Lucy in Chicago.” “Are you sure that she wouldn’t beat you?” asks the judge, and Baby Bear says, “Yes, sir, the Chicago bears don’t beat anybody!”