Jon: You know that loose board on the porch? I finally nailed it back down!
Garfield: I heard.
Jon: Let's see what's next on my list.
Garfield: Screams like that really carry.
one time two guys were roofing a house and one was throwing away some of the nails…his friend asked why. he said they had the head on the awrong end,… his friend then told him that they were for the other side of the roof.. must of been Jon
Just think… Somewhere across interstellar space someone or thing will hear those screams, and wonder from where they came
I don’t know about you but this idea scares me to no end!
sjoujke Premium Member over 14 years ago
Jon the Handyman….ouch!
svspatel over 14 years ago
One more loose board and Jon is set for a month of rest. Wonder if Garfield will help him with routine chores…
EarlWash over 14 years ago
Did you bend the rest of the nail over real good, Jon?
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
More bandages at the drug store.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Perhaps a new first aid kit is in order.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
The missing panel where Jon hammers his fingers, priceless. LOL!
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
Good thing he doesn’t have a nail gun…
rdb9775 over 14 years ago
I’d wait to hang any pictures.
nnswamy over 14 years ago
classic!
Dkram over 14 years ago
Wrong nails Jon.
\\//_
GreighWolf over 14 years ago
Yeek! Keep the toolbox from Jon!
crazyolnick over 14 years ago
one time two guys were roofing a house and one was throwing away some of the nails…his friend asked why. he said they had the head on the awrong end,… his friend then told him that they were for the other side of the roof.. must of been Jon
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
He makes every klutz on earth look good…
nathan123 over 14 years ago
u can say that again
nathan123 over 14 years ago
hey, crazyolnick, i dont think he even knows how to use a hammer.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Ya gotta teach Garfield to hold the nails.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hire someone next time!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
ROFLMAO!
alondra over 14 years ago
Can’t that dumbhead do anything right?
G.V.007 over 14 years ago
Jon not very good at DIY then.
JanLC over 14 years ago
crazyolnick: Naw, that was Red Skelton. Heard that joke at a RS live appearance back in 1975.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Jon fixes the loose board on the porch while it is cold outside in wintertime?
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
Just think… Somewhere across interstellar space someone or thing will hear those screams, and wonder from where they came I don’t know about you but this idea scares me to no end!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
I thought that in space, no one can hear you scream. Or are we talking about cartoon physics here?