“I swear officer my husband came home form the office, slipped on the freshly waxed kitchen floor and BAM, fell right down the basement steps, and landed on that chainsaw I was repairing.”
“Honest that’s EXACTLY how it happened.”
I know a couple of retirees who had to go back to work after rearranging the kitchen cupboards “rationally”…
And one who went back to building houses after the wife got to feeling better from her arthritis and started a quilting club; he was driven out by the constant chatter…
That man who is happily retired just got home but he has to find part time job to earn more cents than his retirement pension that will not enough for his cost of living tho’.
Right sensrule92: the result will be somewhere between a rancourous divorce (in her favour where she’ll get house, car, moneys,…and he gets diddly-squat) and his pushing-up weeds.
Furienna said, That poor stupid man…
exactly, the next frame is her giving him a list, today polish silver, tomorrow fix leaky faucet in bath, next day……
Hey, this IS my husband!!! The one who now finally has the time to teach me after 42 years, to cook, wash dishes, clean thehouse, train my 12 year old perfectly behaved dog, and follow me around the kitchen, correcting every thing I do, like turning off the stove before I am finished, turning off the tap for me, before I’m finished. Rtirement has made him an expert in nutrition, cooking, gardening. Without ever openign a book! He just watches tv!
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
“I swear officer my husband came home form the office, slipped on the freshly waxed kitchen floor and BAM, fell right down the basement steps, and landed on that chainsaw I was repairing.” “Honest that’s EXACTLY how it happened.”
Superfrog almost 15 years ago
No jury would ever convict her.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Maybe she’ll be kind and just bludgeon him with the vacuum now.
madKanga almost 15 years ago
“I married you for better or for worse - but not for lunch!”
spok27 almost 15 years ago
This is why there’s greeters in Wal-Mart…
bmonk almost 15 years ago
I know a couple of retirees who had to go back to work after rearranging the kitchen cupboards “rationally”…
And one who went back to building houses after the wife got to feeling better from her arthritis and started a quilting club; he was driven out by the constant chatter…
carmy almost 15 years ago
@ ejcapulet that’s just what I was thinking. ;)
sensrule92 almost 15 years ago
“whatever you do all day…”?! Huh-oh, this is not going to end well, that is for sure.
durtclaw almost 15 years ago
He should have kept his retirement secret and gone golfing every day.
treered almost 15 years ago
there are certain things you do not say when someone has sharp or blunt objects in their grasp….
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
That man who is happily retired just got home but he has to find part time job to earn more cents than his retirement pension that will not enough for his cost of living tho’.
chromosome Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I’ve got an idea. Check out Bozo http://www.gocomics.com/bozo/2009/06/16/
prasrinivara almost 15 years ago
Right sensrule92: the result will be somewhere between a rancourous divorce (in her favour where she’ll get house, car, moneys,…and he gets diddly-squat) and his pushing-up weeds.
treered almost 15 years ago
Furienna said, That poor stupid man… exactly, the next frame is her giving him a list, today polish silver, tomorrow fix leaky faucet in bath, next day……
johnnydoc5 almost 15 years ago
durtclaw, that is brilliant! This strip today made me happy, great job Wiley!
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
That man is suicidal!
circuit7 almost 15 years ago
As long as Starbucks has WiFi I will never retire.
eatteaphonenome almost 15 years ago
And this is why men die before women…..
kfaatz925 almost 15 years ago
I agree with the folks who think a to-do list for him is in order. Good luck, openminded!
lesley.cluff almost 15 years ago
Hey, this IS my husband!!! The one who now finally has the time to teach me after 42 years, to cook, wash dishes, clean thehouse, train my 12 year old perfectly behaved dog, and follow me around the kitchen, correcting every thing I do, like turning off the stove before I am finished, turning off the tap for me, before I’m finished. Rtirement has made him an expert in nutrition, cooking, gardening. Without ever openign a book! He just watches tv!
comicguy53 almost 15 years ago
With no wife (and 7 months to the BIG EVENT) I’ll be micromanaging ME!