Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 21, 2008
July 20, 2008
July 22, 2008
Transcript:
Man: Maine Department of Homeland Security... may I help you? Danae: Yes... I want to report a security breach! Man: Uh... what kind of breach? Danae: The sneaky kind! A bunch of heavily armed, blood-thirsty terrorists are skulking around in the woods! Man: Red alert!! Get the Pentagon on the line!! Kate: I think hunters are classified as sportsmen, Danae... not terrorists. Danae: Tell that to the ones being hunted.
swolf48110 almost 16 years ago
Hiss Boo!
stpatme almost 16 years ago
We’re a Blue State. We don’t have a Department of Fatherland Security.
dhubb almost 16 years ago
This is why I love Non Sequitur, it looks at things for a perspective that most people don’t.
SierraNT almost 16 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!
GREAT one :)
tornadobass almost 16 years ago
hunters as terrorists
htinnaro almost 16 years ago
see, sal… FUNNY!
KEA over 12 years ago
Excuse me, but the Patriot Act and Homeland Defense were Bush Inventions.
wittyvegan over 12 years ago
History revisionism at its best. Let me guess: 9/11 is Obamas fault as well?