Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 04, 2006

Transcript:

Danae: OK... I'll let you join my religion, but you'll have to adhere to the strict canons of the Danaeist ancient scriptures... Boy: Um... OK. Danae: First, you must wear this at all time to cloak your unholy boy stinkiness. Second, boys may speak when spoken to by a girl... And, um... oh, yeah. You have to stay at least 10 feet behind me at all times. Lucy: Ancient? You just made them up yesterday. Boy: How's this? Hello... Danae: Oooh... are we forgetting that questioning the origins of the scriptures is blasphemy, fuzz-butt?