Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 04, 1997

Transcript:

mother: I think it's time for "the talk", dear... dad: Ok, son...It's spring, your energy levels are revving up and you'll soon begin to feel certain urges that you never had before...Now this can be a little scary, and may even be hard to believe, but what I'm going to tell you are the REAL facts of life. In simple terms, the ones who have no talent, insight, or imagination always end up in charge of those who do. son: So this urge I've had lately to eviscerate editor and office managers...? mother: All perfectly normal, dear.