Age is just a number. The only times that number matters are at 16, 21, and 25. Driver licence, drinking(not rellay, but hey it is legal then), Auto insurance premiums drop.
At age 50, I qualify for the AARP, but merchants treat my AARP card like an “Official Jodie Foster Fan Club Identification Card.” (I believe they had one of those in “Tiger Beat Magazine” in the 70s, and she had a life as a child star before “The Accused” and “Silence of the Lambs.”)
BigChiefDesoto over 14 years ago
Hey, I gotta try THAT line!!
sjoujke Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wonder if he gets an over-60 discount?
Yukoner over 14 years ago
She asked for age, not I.Q.
Praxsis over 14 years ago
Age is just a number. The only times that number matters are at 16, 21, and 25. Driver licence, drinking(not rellay, but hey it is legal then), Auto insurance premiums drop.
jrbj over 14 years ago
I married someone half my age. Now she’s getting old too. Where’s the fun in that?
Shoe may have a seniors card. AARP is definitely for the birds.
webdoc over 14 years ago
At age 50, I qualify for the AARP, but merchants treat my AARP card like an “Official Jodie Foster Fan Club Identification Card.” (I believe they had one of those in “Tiger Beat Magazine” in the 70s, and she had a life as a child star before “The Accused” and “Silence of the Lambs.”)
wicky over 14 years ago
Great line!
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
ask the “Dates R Us” gal out, Shoe.
Ed in Toledo Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’m old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway…
dstufff over 14 years ago
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!