PreTeena by Allison Barrows for August 13, 2013

I overheard a woman being greeted: her name was April May!

My mom knew two girls in high school named Sunn and Misty Rains

*Sunny

I knew a girl named Sandy Beach.

Mostly ‘Sunny Beaches’ (or something)Shouted from cars…

Maybe the mother should have named them Moon Unit and Dweezil.Hey, it worked for two others!

Changing your name is not cheap. At least in California…

I knew a guy whose last name was Cathey. His daughter’s first name was Cathy.

I know a teacher that once had twins in her class. “Orangelo” and “Lemongelo”. No kidding – Orange Jello and Lemon Jello….

My Mother had a friend named Penny Nichols….from Money, MS….true story.

That is no worse than Messiah, LeBron, Debrickkashar, Lavernious, or Barrack. And those are all BOYS names.

When I was little, we lived next to what the neighborhood called the Jerry family. Jerry, Geri, Jeri and Gerry (dad, mom, daughter and son).

I had math class with a very strange dude named Fillmore Love, whose parents spent too much time on Haight Street in the 60’s.

Stick’s neighbour named the girl after that song by Bobbie Gentry.