Selling your child into slavery is a perfectly acceptable option in today’s economy! They get free health care, free lodging, a career, guaranteed food and drink, and YOU get a tidy sum and peace and quiet!
My grandfather proposed that all children should be placed in a barrel and fed thru the bung hole till they reach puberty. At puberty the hole was to be nailed shut.
On the plus side, they’ll now have an accurate inventory for the insurance company in case they’re robbed or have a fire. However I would definitely change the will so Teena gets 95% of the inheritance.
Orion-13 about 12 years ago
Selling your child into slavery is a perfectly acceptable option in today’s economy! They get free health care, free lodging, a career, guaranteed food and drink, and YOU get a tidy sum and peace and quiet!
Orion
The Old Wolf about 12 years ago
By the sacred skull of Mogg’s grandfather, this kid needs a summer at a boot camp in the High Uintahs, digging trenches and filling them in again.
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
Gold-digger in training…
Stagger Lee about 12 years ago
Justifiable homicide.
Alexander Batey about 12 years ago
Her daughter. Her son was more like Teena.
walruscarver2000 about 12 years ago
My grandfather proposed that all children should be placed in a barrel and fed thru the bung hole till they reach puberty. At puberty the hole was to be nailed shut.
WillG about 12 years ago
Thats why you spen all the money and leave the kids with memories of the fun times you had. Then they at least want to keep you around.
monkeyhead about 12 years ago
my sister was 5 when she went around one day telling mom that she “gets that, and that” mom yelled for me to tell me to make my dibs fast.
tigre1 about 12 years ago
THAT one’s gotta go.
ChappellGirl5 about 12 years ago
On the plus side, they’ll now have an accurate inventory for the insurance company in case they’re robbed or have a fire. However I would definitely change the will so Teena gets 95% of the inheritance.
jmo328 about 12 years ago
Just leave her a dollar so she can’t contest the will.