FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 28, 2007
January 21, 2007
February 04, 2007
Transcript:
Paige: So, if you happen to know any bear hunters... Woman: Oh, Paige, I forgot to mention... Katie's having some digestive "issues"... Once upon a time, there were three bears... a daddy bear, a mommy bear, and a daughter bear. The daddy bear claimed to love teh daughter bear. The mommy bear claimed to love the daughter bear. But when the daughter bear asked if she could have a mere $319 for a pair of designer shoes, the mommy and daddy bears showed their true colors. They told the daughter bear she'd have to earn the money herself.
LegoMaster25252 over 10 years ago
“Mere”… Yeah right!
Erasmus Nephalius Johnson over 7 years ago
Are the $319 shoes gold-plated or something? I can’t understand how even designer shoes could cost so much.
jimboylan almost 7 years ago
Managers of Oriental sweat shops cost money, and then there’s the shipping charge to America.
hazel power about 6 years ago
and sales tax
ElJorro 11 months ago
319 Dollars!? Do they let me walk on walls?