FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 25, 2004

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Jason: Are you really with the Secret Service? Secret Service agent: I am. Jason: Cool! So do you have a private train car and a gun that pops out of your sleeve and explosive putty in your heel like on "Wild, Wild West"?! Agent: No, but I have a walkie-talkie that will summon 250 armed agents, three helicopters and a tank if that bald man steps any closer to that fence. Jason: Step closer to the fence, Dad! Agent: Sir, ignore your son, please!