FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 21, 2000
April 20, 2000
April 22, 2000
Transcript:
Marcus: Mr. Director, sir? About this script... Jason: It leaves some things out. Director: Boys, "The Lord of the Rings" is over 1,000 pages long. If we tried to capture every tiny detail, we'd end up with a 40-hour film. Who wants that?! Marcus: Figures our mouths would be too full of drool to answer. Jason: Waigt! Comlg baglk!
pmvgalaxy over 8 years ago
Should have seen that coming, Peter Jackson.
aardvark86au about 7 years ago
Dear lord, you want all the elven poetry and landscape descriptions?
Anton Sherwood over 4 years ago
He’ll make it up by padding The Hobbit to four times its proportionate length.
GothyStitch about 4 years ago
I’m with Marcus and Jason… don’t cut ANYTHING from the books… I don’t mind wearing depends for a 7 hour film!!!!
Josequeen about 3 years ago
Ugh I hate LOTR… when will this arc be over