FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 07, 1999

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Jason: Isn't Autumn wonderful?! Just look at these trees! Paige: Ow! Jason: What? Paige: A stupid, crunchy, dried-up leaf blew right into my eye! This is all your fault! Jason: My fault?? Paige: You're the one who told me to look up right at that moment! Jason: How would I know that would happen?? Paige: You know all that physics stuff! You probably calculated the aerodynamics of that leaf in your head the moment you saw it coming! Jason: Paige, whoa! Can you say "Extreme parnoia?!" Er... I've got to stop writing drag coefficients out on my hands.