FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 09, 1997
May 08, 1997
May 10, 1997
Transcript:
Peter: So, Dad, I was thinking maybe I'd join the Marines. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And become a vegan. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And start dating married women. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And have "666" tattooed on my forehead. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And stay out an hour past my curfew tonight. Roger: Think again mister. Peter: One of these days, his filter's going to fail. Paige: So, Daddy, I was thinking of changing my name to a semicolon. Roger: That's nice.
JasonFoxIsMyHero over 13 years ago
Calvin’s done that joke! But it’s still funny.
(insert name here) about 6 years ago
666?what does that means
(insert name here) about 6 years ago
666?what does that means
Category L (stop the spammers) almost 3 years ago
Dating married women?! Wait till the husband finds out, ur ded
eastonian256 about 2 years ago
Too bad ; didn’t follow through with her plan
Extension Cord over 1 year ago
Peter, even if you did get 666 tattooed on your forehead, no one will ever see it because of your hat!