FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 19, 1996

Transcript:

Paige dreaming: I'd forgotten how happy you Christmas specials make me. Frosty the Snowman: More roast beast? Paige: So where have you been? I haven't seen you in years. Frosty: We've been right here. It's you who were taken away. Paige: Taken away? By whom? Frosty: We call them The Black Forces, you know them better as "Melrose Place" and "Must-See TV." Paige: AAAA! and "Friends" was a re-run! What was I thinking?! Frosty: You missed poor Herbie for something called "Sliders." Herbie: It's not wise to upset a future dentist.