FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 03, 1996

Transcript:

Jason: We're gonna go bury some treasure out back. Wanna come watch? Paige: No. Jason: Why not? Paige: Because, true to pirate form, you'll probably try to bury me with your stupid treasure so I can't tell anyone where you hid it. Jason: Good Lord. Paige: I'm getting paranoid? Jason: You're getting psychic. Paige: By the way, if there's any of my jewelery in that box...