Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 06, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Guilt can rip one apart.

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    vibjyor  almost 15 years ago

    I HEARD him say ‘Pass the binoculars’.

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    tabbylynn  almost 15 years ago

    lol poor Calvin. Hi Marg.

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    Ivy0730Lcsq  almost 15 years ago

    the criminal would eventually confess when the collapse of psychological line.

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    ladywolf17  almost 15 years ago

    And now the truth shall set you free Calvin.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    After he cleans up the mess he just made, that is. ;)

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Hi, Tabby!

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    Great shades of “The Tell-Tale Heart” by Edgar Allan Poe.

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    corpuskevin  almost 15 years ago

    Or maybe Crime and Punishment

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    The moment of truth is at hand.

    I still can’t figure out why dad lent Calvin his binoculars, knowing Calvin’s track record. Maybe they were old ones and he was testing Calvin’s ability to keep his word.

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    farren  almost 15 years ago

    Define “lent”.

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    Lent is a period of 40 days where one practices abstinence from some activity or pleasure. In Calvin’s case he may have to abstain from sitting for 40 days.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    Also shades of “Hamlet” by William “Billy Bob Bubba” Shakespeare.

    (I’ve long wanted to try that out on some hapless audience, just because I could.)

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    That’s my last comment for a week. Goin’ campin’ an’ fishin’ an’ chillin’. Y’all have a good time while I’m gone.

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    watcha  almost 15 years ago

    vibjyor said, I HEARD him say ‘Pass the binoculars’.

    ha ha - good one, I also heard him say that.

    Now another 24 hours before I can see how this plays out!

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    lazygrazer  almost 15 years ago

    Can a 6 year old have cardiac arrest??

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    pomy2191  almost 15 years ago

    LOL..guilt can make a person completely paranoid

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    tyrannusbe  almost 15 years ago

    Paranoid, my foot. Didn’t you guys see dad’s knowing eyes? He knows, I tells ya. I didn’t mean to drop the glass! It was an accident, I swear!

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    carpetinwater9  almost 15 years ago

    Calvin,pass the peas please, Calvin, aren’t you hungry?

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    enigmaangel  almost 15 years ago

    Way to keep your cool Calvin!!

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    annelieseRN  almost 15 years ago

    hahahaha This comic strip is soooooooo funny. I have every book. I have a 4 year old son now and his middle name is Calvin because of this strip.

    I gotta tell ya, he lives up to that middle name. UUGGGGGGGG! hahaha I just had to name him after a 6 year old that always gets into trouble. LOL nice goin’ mom!?!

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    rshive  almost 15 years ago

    A guilty conscience if I ever saw one.

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    alondra  almost 15 years ago

    Yukoner said,

    Lent is a period of 40 days where one practices abstinence from some activity or pleasure. In Calvin’s case he may have to abstain from sitting for 40 days.

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    You got that right Yukoner. I remember times like this from when I was a kid.

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    rentier  almost 15 years ago

    Poor Calvin, I know, how he must feel!

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    prasrinivara  almost 15 years ago

    Probably dad wants pepper–but Calvin has become so afraid of being detected that he preponed the confession.

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    Ray_C  almost 15 years ago

    Baslim: Great paraphrase!

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    comicgirl1000  almost 15 years ago

    annelieseRN : you have all the books :0

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    JonD17  almost 15 years ago

    Tabbylyn, welcome back, haven’t seen ya for a while. Yukoner, have a great vacation, ya going fishing with Alaska’s most famous?……… LOL

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    userdce  almost 15 years ago

    vibjyor said

    I HEARD him say ‘Pass the binoculars’.

    lol

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    Stede_Bonnet  almost 15 years ago

    Good man Calvin. Just yank off that band-aid. There is no honor in “taking the 5th.”

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Great strip. Calvin finally cracks. Love all your comments, particularly about Calvin abstaining from sitting for 40 days!

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    Calvin must have sneezed when standing over the broken binoculars…

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 15 years ago

    Calvin’s conscience will be cleared after he tells the truth about breaking his Daddy’s binoculars.

    vibjyor said, about 10 hours ago I HEARD him say ‘Pass the binoculars’.

    Did Calvin’s father say that? He just asked Calvin to pass the salt or pepper.

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    butthole09  almost 15 years ago

    he can’t take the pressure!

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    rentier  almost 15 years ago

    Once in my life I had no money at home and to cook for three children. When we should not die all, the only way to earn money, which opened, was to play organ in our church. I didn’t ever know to do it and I sweated the same way like Calvin! I played and I got so much money, that I was able to cook for my children for several days! Now we are alive till today!

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    grammahotsho  almost 15 years ago

    A tender conscience is painful! Glad my parents reared me with one. It keeps you in good standing with yourself!

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    bleepingdeadalien  almost 15 years ago

    Today’s lesson is that the truth shall set you free…

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    lazygrazer  almost 15 years ago

    LX013 said: ”Once in my life I had no money at home and to cook for three children. When we should not die all, the only way to earn money, which opened, was to play organ in our church. I didn’t ever know to do it and I sweated the same way like Calvin! I played and I got so much money, that I was able to cook for my children for several days! Now we are alive till today!”

    Thanks for sharing your sweat. Very touching.

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    carmy  almost 15 years ago

    First anger, then fear and then BOOM, full confession. Calvin has great talents.

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    robquill  almost 15 years ago

    Parent’s awareness notwithstanding penetrates Calvin’s kaleidescope of calamity.

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    TapiocaHead  almost 15 years ago

    @ bleepingdeadalien: and the freedom from guilt too ……….

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    Skylark  almost 15 years ago

    The “Imp of Perverse” strikes again!

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    prasrinivara  almost 15 years ago

    Since you made a premature confession…prepare for the inevitable tongue-lashing (which you preponed to tomorrow’s strip from 2-days-hence) Calvin.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    “The truth shall make ye fret.” Terry Pratchett

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    alexhuama  almost 15 years ago

    la culpa!!! O_o

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    ratlum  almost 15 years ago

    A guilty conscience will do terrible things to a 6 year old who has Hobbes for a friend. Calvin will have to tell the truth soon, It will be worth waiting for

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    1stHoneygirl  almost 15 years ago

    Dude needs to work on his poker face big time.

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    BenjamintheRogue  almost 15 years ago

    Villians!” he shrieked, “Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! – tear up the planks! – here, here! – it is the crumbling of his hideous binoculars!”

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    mrprongs  almost 15 years ago

    This has been another exciting excerpt from The Tell Tale Binoculars.

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    mottih  almost 15 years ago

    grazer: Can a 6 year old have cardiac arrest??

    Im not sure but it looks like ccalvin is about to have one either way - i mean this 6yr old seems like he can do anything!

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    emilioskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    this is my favorite calvin n hobbes since i was little

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    comicmaster13  almost 15 years ago

    that was stupid

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    Kpastelle  almost 11 years ago

    Your guilty conscious is kreeping up on you Calvin

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