The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 26, 1998
Transcript:
Man: How is everything? Fang: Great. Thanks. Man: And your coffee? Eno: Slurp MMM! Delish! Man: Would you be surprise to learn I've secretly replaced your fresh brewed coffee with Folgers crystals? Eno: WoW! Man: Oh yeah. And I also switched your Alpo with cat food. Fang: AUGH!