Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 13, 2015

goodnight cat…..goood night………that..

That explains Kim Kardasian…..

Let me see your license, “Dr.” Opus! Balloon Bill is an engaging “different thing,” though. —Just not something I’d want to see in the morning before a big cup of coffee!

Now we know who did Kim K.!!!!!!

I finally googled Kardashians and got a nude picture of Kim. As I don’t TV or keep up with the latest doings of the “beautiful people” I didn’t know what they looked like.I still wish I didn’t.What I learned from two teen girl neighbors. They are famous because their Mother married somebody famous, they didn’t know who, then for who they were dating and that their Father, Bruce, was now Caitlyn, and was an ugly guy who turned into an ugly woman, but yet he/she/it/them was better looking than the girls. (English needs some new personal pronouns.). Oh, and they showed me a picture of one of them flinging wine into a glass on her butt. Western civilization is doomed.

I would have thunk that by now Opus would know not to mess with cosmetic surgery.  I mean, he was bitten like… two or three times?

Yeah… I was wonderin’ too.