Steve purports to be a lawyer. That is an argument in favor of the lady’s viewpoint.
Worse yet, she looks like Joan Rivers.
I think she looks like Phyllis Diller.
Everyone post your best lawyer joke.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a bottom-dwelling, scum sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
A Will Rogers paraphrase:
According to the Bible, Samson slew 1000 Philistines with the jawbone of a lawyer.
(WR said “senator” instead of “lawyer” but I figure there’s no significant difference.)
What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
During the keynote address of the American Psychological Association, the APA President stated:
“From this point in time, all APA-accredited graduate programs will no longer use rats in behavioral studies, but will instead use lawyers.”
“The reason is three-fold.”
“First, the grad-students will not become as attached to the lawyers as they do to the rats.”
“Second, there are more lawyers than rats.”
“And last, there are some things that you just can’t get a rat to do.”
What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead snake in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the snake.
Q: After so many face-lifts, how do you tell the difference between Joan Rivers & Phyllis Diller? A: Phyllis Diller was funny.
Sisyphos said, about 16 hours ago
Yeah, but he never claimed to be a good lawyer.
Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet down when they die? Because deep down, they’re ok.
The difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the highway and a dead lawyer next to him? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk…
Berkeley Breathed
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Steve purports to be a lawyer. That is an argument in favor of the lady’s viewpoint.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Worse yet, she looks like Joan Rivers.
pamlicorat over 13 years ago
I think she looks like Phyllis Diller.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Everyone post your best lawyer joke.
twj0729 over 13 years ago
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a bottom-dwelling, scum sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
rw1h over 13 years ago
A Will Rogers paraphrase:
According to the Bible, Samson slew 1000 Philistines with the jawbone of a lawyer.
(WR said “senator” instead of “lawyer” but I figure there’s no significant difference.)
Hoomi over 13 years ago
What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
david5992 over 13 years ago
During the keynote address of the American Psychological Association, the APA President stated:
“From this point in time, all APA-accredited graduate programs will no longer use rats in behavioral studies, but will instead use lawyers.”
“The reason is three-fold.”
“First, the grad-students will not become as attached to the lawyers as they do to the rats.”
“Second, there are more lawyers than rats.”
“And last, there are some things that you just can’t get a rat to do.”
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead snake in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the snake.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Q: After so many face-lifts, how do you tell the difference between Joan Rivers & Phyllis Diller? A: Phyllis Diller was funny.
NashvilleMac over 13 years ago
Sisyphos said, about 16 hours ago
Steve purports to be a lawyer. That is an argument in favor of the lady’s viewpoint.
Yeah, but he never claimed to be a good lawyer.
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet down when they die? Because deep down, they’re ok.
runninanreadin over 13 years ago
The difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the highway and a dead lawyer next to him? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk…