Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 21, 2009

  1. Painpain
    painedsmile  almost 15 years ago

    I prefer to flush my waste. Why would I want to save it?

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  2. Painpain
    painedsmile  almost 15 years ago

    I thought the worst invention of THE DEVIL was the Chia Pet.

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    Sisyphos  almost 15 years ago

    Heavy, dude! What a Sunday sermon!

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    Jml58  almost 15 years ago

    My thoughts are stuffed now.

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  5. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Hmm, my play is a lot of work usually.

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    D-i-c-e-R  almost 15 years ago

    The best way to learn – is to Teach.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 15 years ago

    I’d be interested to know if this came from an actually book or if Teresa is making it up as she goes. It sounds like something my Grandma would’ve preached.

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    Ray_C  almost 15 years ago

    I’m pretty sure this is a real book. It’s the second excerpt. The first was funny for being very old-fashioned. This is also old-fashioned, but very true. It’s too bad we let most of these values get lost in the massive self-absorption of this age.

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I feel like I’ve stepped into an archeological dig. I’ve surely stepped into something. Oddly enough, I like it!

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    ejcapulet  almost 15 years ago

    Wow - common sense was in short supply then, too! I love this one!

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    Skylark  almost 15 years ago

    Perfect! :) :)

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    4deerinmyyard  almost 15 years ago

    Maxine, I must know who that is in your icon. Both of them are very cute!

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    MotherOfMoses  almost 15 years ago

    I tell you why, painedsmile, it makes great compost.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    @Ray C–You’ve got that right. But you have to have an open mind to appreciate wisdom when you see it.

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    plight  almost 15 years ago

    I swear the girls at the left and right ends of the audience are twins. Then again, all 1940’s girls look the same to me :-(

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    MotherOfMoses  almost 15 years ago

    Can you overfeed your thoughts? cause sometimes I feel, I should put my brain on a diet. he-he, I wish.

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    Oxnate  almost 15 years ago

    That was beautiful.

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    orpple  almost 15 years ago

    that was mundane.

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    What’s for dessert?

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