FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 29, 1997

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Boy: Ah, another beautiful sunrise. Hmm. My watch seems to be off by 0.03 seconds. Epsilon cabin! Fall in! Time for pre-breakfast inspection! There's dust on your calculator case, Jones! Get down and bive me pi to 15 decimal places! Marcus: Sir! 3.141592653589793! Sir! Boy: Mr. Fox, why are there doodles in you aerodynamics field notebook?! Do you think Vernoulli adn Da Vinci spent their time doodling? Jason: Actually, Da Vinci doodled a lot, sir. Boy: Insolence! Get down and give me the atomic mass of cesium! Jason: Sir! 132.903! Sir! Boy: Well, well, Mr. Wy...What have we here?! A star fleet insignia pin?! This isn't standard-issue Camp Bohrmore attire! Mr. Wu: I brought it as a gift for you, sir. Boy: Really?? Cool! I've always wnated one of these! Why don't you hit the mess hall early, Wu? Marcus: Suck up. jason: My dad was right - some of the kids here really are smart. Boy: Hawkins! Your mechaincal pencil needs lead! Get down and name all of Jupiter's moons!