Heart of the City by Steenz for October 08, 2000

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Dean: There it was! Right on that internet auction site! The one toy my Dad was deprived of as a child. Sir Gordon, The Golden Knight! (Fully posable, circa 1968) Dad quickly placed a bid on the aged action figure..but what was this?! Someone else was bidding against him, and the stakes grew higher! For days the high-tech bidding war raged, but Dad was determinded to win the symbol of his lost youth! And with one decisive click of his mouse, Dad was victorious! It had taken thirty years, but Sir Gordon was his at last! Soon the box arrived and Dad, his cheeks shining with tears, gently drew his prize from the tissue wrapping...but his joy would be short-lived.."You paid $350 for a stupid action figure?!" Shrieked Mom, waving the credit card bill. "No wonder we never go anywhere!" That was three days ago...They haven't talked since. Mom: That's quite a story, Dean, but I'm still not buying Heart the Wai Kiki Karlie doll with hula action. Heart: Fine, Mom! But years from now when my marriage falls apart, it's gonna be your fault! Dean: I tried..