Kliban by B. Kliban for May 01, 2024

You never know what you’ll get.

Ah, Cheri! They remind me of you so long ago in the back seat of my father’s car …

Whenever I think back on going to concerts while I was in college, I recall that I always had this acute awareness that there was studying to get back to. It’s quite freeing to NOT feel that anymore.

That explains it.

If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?

It’s what you get when the bees doing the pollination thing.. fly through clouds of marijuana smoke.

Brought to you by the people who make lab-grown meat.

too much pesticide.

Now with extra pits!

I must be in the mutated pits.

There’s Maraschino, and there’s Fukushima!