Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 01, 2024

The SockNess Monster’s cousin, Sockittome.

That’s why I don’t have a dryer. And no missing socks either.

The only time I have a sock missing is when it finally appears in the sleeve of a shirt.

Sock puppet radiation. If you want some I’ll be Hawking it on the street.

Seems plausible.

More socks are lost in the washer than the dryer.

One of my minor superpowers: I never lose socks in the laundry. My wife didn’t believe me, she had a basket full of miss-matched socks before we got married. But, she soon learned it was real; 14 years, not one has gone missing.

Do they go to Toledo after the assisted living center?

That socks.

Information may never be lost, but it can be totally confused if it falls into the wrong hands:

“There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know.

There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don’t know.

But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don’t know we don’t know." – Don Rumsfeld

Bob Keeshan really liked his puppets…sock puppets, too. Then came the sock puppets of the Newsgroups…

May 9th National Lost Sock Memorial Day is coming! Time to dispose of those socks that have lost their mate

If you can gain access to the inside of the dryer, you will usually find the socks have slipped out of the drum and are laying inside. Check the washer too.

Isn’t that the sock puppet from JumpStart that Mortimer hates?

huh… I always thought the were transmutated into wire coat hangers in a box in the attic

Mine never make it. Birds always build nest in the dryer vent.