Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 30, 2024

LAL Laughing At Length.

That’s a very big cup for espresso.

Everyone knows that’s Medusa? I didn’t know that she was so iconic.

Would Jewel behave like that if I injected caffeine into her mouse?

You’ll get the same effect from Viagra.

It is weird that the name of Medusa is used by speakers of Spanish and French to mean jellyfish because she was not a jellyfish.

Well, that woke them up!

Getting their morning zoomies.

Now that is what I call strong coffee, when it will straighten out the old snake like that.

Snakes got the shakes

Hmmm… same result as that little blue pill.

Medusa will soon have to drop a deuce-a.

We shouldn’t even be looking at her. We could turn to stone.

Snakes on a Brain!

good one

OK, for today’s puzzle, how many snakes does she have?

snakes! why did it have to be snakes?!

Yessssssss!

She normally drinks snake oil.

Snakes alive!

Coffee first, then get stoned?

Does Medusa have the same coffeemaker as Brad Pitt? My hair did the same thing as the snakes when I saw the price of it. Zoiks!

snakes alive…

Vibrating snakes at 9-o-clock! … and 5-o-clock … and …