Socks like to cling to the inside of slacks or other items of clothing to be discovered at embarrassing moments outside the home. I have found a sock inside the leg and peeking out below the hem of my designer pants suits at work in a high rise. Yes, folks stopped me to ask what was showing below my pants leg—-and yes, I work brightly designed socks under my pants suits.
Sue Ellen 6 months ago
♬This is the way we wash our clothes, wash our clothes, wash our clothes. This is the way we wash our clothes, sp early Monday morning!♬
Imagine 6 months ago
Out would also be pink.
BigBoy 6 months ago
Income tax:
In come the socks. The tax is paid. The output is less.
Dobie Premium Member 6 months ago
I’ve never lost a sock to the Dryer Monster!
We have an understanding! I keep my socks… he doesn’t accidentally roll down the stairs.
backyardcowboy 6 months ago
Doesn’t that sox?
nancyb creator 6 months ago
Very good! One sock in a pair always goes missing in the dryer.
RonBerg13 Premium Member 6 months ago
It’s a conspiracy by the International Sock companies in cahoots with the Washing/Drying Machine companies to keep you buying more and more socks.
P51Strega 6 months ago
I guess he has a Yankee dryer; it eats up red socks. (jk, I’m not a baseball fan)
Just-me 6 months ago
He’s probably wondering about the missing sock. I suspect the dryer ate it.
ladykat 6 months ago
I do my laundry on Saturday, when the hydro rates are cheaper.
JPuzzleWhiz 6 months ago
It actually is Laundry Day for me today…what a coincidence!
brick10 6 months ago
If it only happened once a year, but seems to pop up every week or so.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago
I can imagine some less tidy, more grungy single, young adults might only do their laundry on this very special day, once a year!
otforever 6 months ago
Someone needs to sock it to him.
markkahler52 6 months ago
At least those socks have no holes in them (that we can see, anyway)
byword84646 6 months ago
Socks like to cling to the inside of slacks or other items of clothing to be discovered at embarrassing moments outside the home. I have found a sock inside the leg and peeking out below the hem of my designer pants suits at work in a high rise. Yes, folks stopped me to ask what was showing below my pants leg—-and yes, I work brightly designed socks under my pants suits.
Howard'sMyHero 6 months ago
Of all the days to celebrate, this isn’t one …!
( sock )
efwjso (Sue) 6 months ago
Hey Dave! Ruth Buzzi says “Sock it to me!”.
chireef 6 months ago
i used to get tube socks … then ended up with only left foot socks
Stephen Gilberg 6 months ago
The dryer is Thunderdome.
Chris Sherlock 6 months ago
“Sock it…to me?”—Richard Nixon on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
you…and the other eight billion people on the planet, Dave…you’re not alone!…(altho that sock is…)
Shikamoo Premium Member 6 months ago
Put a sock in it, Dave.