Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 29, 2024

♬This is the way we wash our clothes, wash our clothes, wash our clothes. This is the way we wash our clothes, sp early Monday morning!♬

Out would also be pink.

Income tax:

In come the socks. The tax is paid. The output is less.

I’ve never lost a sock to the Dryer Monster!

We have an understanding! I keep my socks… he doesn’t accidentally roll down the stairs.

Doesn’t that sox?

Very good! One sock in a pair always goes missing in the dryer.

It’s a conspiracy by the International Sock companies in cahoots with the Washing/Drying Machine companies to keep you buying more and more socks.

I guess he has a Yankee dryer; it eats up red socks. (jk, I’m not a baseball fan)

He’s probably wondering about the missing sock. I suspect the dryer ate it.

I do my laundry on Saturday, when the hydro rates are cheaper.

It actually is Laundry Day for me today…what a coincidence!

If it only happened once a year, but seems to pop up every week or so.

I can imagine some less tidy, more grungy single, young adults might only do their laundry on this very special day, once a year!

Someone needs to sock it to him.

At least those socks have no holes in them (that we can see, anyway)

Socks like to cling to the inside of slacks or other items of clothing to be discovered at embarrassing moments outside the home. I have found a sock inside the leg and peeking out below the hem of my designer pants suits at work in a high rise. Yes, folks stopped me to ask what was showing below my pants leg—-and yes, I work brightly designed socks under my pants suits.

Of all the days to celebrate, this isn’t one …!

( sock )

Hey Dave! Ruth Buzzi says “Sock it to me!”.

i used to get tube socks … then ended up with only left foot socks

The dryer is Thunderdome.

“Sock it…to me?”—Richard Nixon on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In

you…and the other eight billion people on the planet, Dave…you’re not alone!…(altho that sock is…)

Put a sock in it, Dave.