Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for April 16, 2024

UGH!!!!!

Well I need a bread maker that gives bread. It’s like the Beach Boys song I Get Around where they sing they’re making real good bread.

Cleaning it from time to time might help.

Perhaps she could consider making unleavened bread.

Soak it in cranberry juice.

So gross = :-0

Is it making sour dough?

She knows because the bread comes out a pussie yellow-white with a rank odor.

Now that’s a double-entendre if I ever heard one.

Well if you cleaned that thing more than once a year, and the bread maker too.

Heh heh heh…Hahahahahahaha!!

That’s disgusting, Goosie. Now I might never eat homemade bread again.

She just trying to get a rise out of him.

it might be sensitive to gluten…

Not how things work today. You throw it away and get a new one. It’s a throwaway world.