Hopefully, dogs wake up from their bad dreams before the bitter end, like humans do.
When The Menu And Prices Are In Your Nightmares…
It’s late and I have worked a long double shift. An ex-coworker comes in to get a meal.
Me: “Hi! What would you like?”
Customer: “Combo four, please.”
Me: “Combo meal four with fries and Dr. Pepper?”
Customer: “Would you like to go large with that?”
Me: “No, thank you.”
Customer: “That’ll be $4.95.”
Me: “Thanks… Wait…”
Customer: “Oh… what happened?”
Next Customer In Line: “Did you two just swap bodies?!”
This is what happens when two tired fast-food workers are on autopilot!
Doggie dreams! Loved watching Rugby have them. Hilarious when their legs are moving! Ha
That’s the way the cookie crumbles! The Milky Bones, too!
LOL.. only a dog would eat crumbs out of a vacuum cleaner. Too funny.
Left overs and recycled!!!!!!
Well, Rover, I guess the nightmare was just a dream, then!
I don’t have crumbs in the vacuum cleaner because Newton gets them first!
Happy ending, Rover.
November 20, 2013
rasputin's horoscope 30 days ago
Hopefully, dogs wake up from their bad dreams before the bitter end, like humans do.
Yakety Sax 30 days ago
When The Menu And Prices Are In Your Nightmares…
It’s late and I have worked a long double shift. An ex-coworker comes in to get a meal.
Me: “Hi! What would you like?”
Customer: “Combo four, please.”
Me: “Combo meal four with fries and Dr. Pepper?”
Customer: “Would you like to go large with that?”
Me: “No, thank you.”
Customer: “That’ll be $4.95.”
Me: “Thanks… Wait…”
Customer: “Oh… what happened?”
Next Customer In Line: “Did you two just swap bodies?!”
This is what happens when two tired fast-food workers are on autopilot!
robertdkrebs Premium Member 30 days ago
Doggie dreams! Loved watching Rugby have them. Hilarious when their legs are moving! Ha
Catfeet Premium Member 30 days ago
That’s the way the cookie crumbles! The Milky Bones, too!
g04922 30 days ago
LOL.. only a dog would eat crumbs out of a vacuum cleaner. Too funny.
rockyridge1977 30 days ago
Left overs and recycled!!!!!!
ladykat 29 days ago
Well, Rover, I guess the nightmare was just a dream, then!
my3dogsons 29 days ago
I don’t have crumbs in the vacuum cleaner because Newton gets them first!
Shikamoo Premium Member 29 days ago
Happy ending, Rover.