Soft-scrambled, please!!!
Fried? Oh, no! All that oil and fat is a real killer.
Over easy please!
He wants it over easy.
He’s a hard boiled character!
I hear he’s a pretty soft guy, once you crack that hard exterior.
I guess he is his last meal.
Don’t panic!
That’s one bad egg.
At least he has the priest and that last cigarette!!!!
He’ll probably explode from the shock!
Dumpty was a bad egg
Some may say he’s getting eggzactly what he deserves.
He’ll feed all the inmates
Well Dumpty, you had a hard life, but it will soon be all ova.
Cracking him open will elicit ooze and aahs.
Capital punishment is no yolk.
Trumpty Dumpty
The floor tiles are green. A nod to Stephen King’s novel “The Green Mile”?
There is scrambeled egg for breakfast.
Guess what the cops will have on their faces when they learn they got the wrong guy? (On the positive side, the real killer was Toast when they finally corrected their mistake)
I say he’ll crack first.
They’ll never crack him.
SHIVA about 2 months ago
Soft-scrambled, please!!!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 2 months ago
Fried? Oh, no! All that oil and fat is a real killer.
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Over easy please!
Imagine about 2 months ago
He wants it over easy.
nancyb creator about 2 months ago
He’s a hard boiled character!
Znox11 about 2 months ago
I hear he’s a pretty soft guy, once you crack that hard exterior.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
I guess he is his last meal.
gammaguy about 2 months ago
Don’t panic!
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s one bad egg.
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
At least he has the priest and that last cigarette!!!!
ladykat about 2 months ago
He’ll probably explode from the shock!
ScratchyPDX about 2 months ago
Dumpty was a bad egg
Lou Nattic, né Stan C about 2 months ago
Some may say he’s getting eggzactly what he deserves.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 months ago
He’ll feed all the inmates
Fantom Premium Member about 2 months ago
Well Dumpty, you had a hard life, but it will soon be all ova.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Cracking him open will elicit ooze and aahs.
The Brooklyn Accent about 2 months ago
Capital punishment is no yolk.
mpolo11 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Trumpty Dumpty
louisb1030 about 2 months ago
The floor tiles are green. A nod to Stephen King’s novel “The Green Mile”?
Jml58 about 2 months ago
There is scrambeled egg for breakfast.
Another Take about 2 months ago
Guess what the cops will have on their faces when they learn they got the wrong guy? (On the positive side, the real killer was Toast when they finally corrected their mistake)
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
I say he’ll crack first.
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
They’ll never crack him.