Robert Ariail for March 30, 2024

Appropriate for America’s most successful con man. No other could stay out of jail for so long after grifting so many for so long.

Lots and lots of “let us prey” jokes over the last few days. It IS obvious. The great thing for editorial cartoonists about this orange mistake fellah is that the jokes almost just walk up and write themselves.

That same bible joke that’s being cannibalized by every left-wing cartoonist this week is getting pathetic. Try some new, original material for a change.

MAGAts parade around in t-shirts saying “NO SURRENDER” that proudly display Trump’s mug shot when he surrendered.

Analysis skills.

Perched high up

Just boggles my mind that anyone could see that disgusting Orange Traitor and come to the conclusion that he’s the second coming of Christ. Only someone with serious mental health issues could come up with that conclusion.

It still boggles the mind that they close themselves off to empirical truth that they’re being conned, even after it slaps ’em upside the head. The ends justifies the means, obviously, even when they just willingly and hypocritically pay their tithe.

Interesting price point. But with sales tax, the cost will be more than $61 in most states. I wonder if Trump might also be getting some kind of kick back from the sales tax in Trump-loving states.

At first glance, I thought that bloated vulture had an odd-looking phallus. Then I realized that was all that was left of the RNC. Yep, that tracks.

A billionaire ought to be GIVING AWAY Bibles, not selling them?

The profits have spoken!

How The Conscienceless Canker must be laughing behind the door!

Nice reuse of Thomas Nast

What hypocrisy, and well done Ariail.

Well howzabout that.

Once again, a cartoon that’s so dead on, even the most koolaid-soaked idiot magat trump-humpers can’t come up with a comment!!

Hilarious

Anyone who believes in Trump and buys one of his ripoff bibles needs serious psychiatric help.

Spot on. Only true born again fool evilgelicals of satan could fall for fat boy trumputin three times much less once nor twice.

What is this supposed to be.

This is a good one today!

Best cartoon of the day!

Very Thomas Nast. Good artwork today. And great message as well.

Preyers gonna prey, prey, prey, prey. I just shake, shake, shake, shake it off.

Not long ago, dump was hauking golden basketball shoes. Now it’s commemorative Bibles. And we learn that he prays. Maybe preys is the right spelling.

That cartoon is an insult to real vultures everywhere.

He said “Make America Pray Again.” WIll that be at the point of a gun? And of course doing it on your knees on a prayer mat will no doubt be prohibited.

And prey he does.. has done his entire life and has made him the thing he is. And, just like a swarm of seagulls hoping for a few crumbs.. trump’s republicans.

Boss Tweed is not a bad comparison, but this gangster politician is threatening the entire country.

We know the Magas would not buy a dictionary even if traitor Trump was hawking it.

Q: How do you know we have long since crossed over into a never-ending episode of The Twilight Zone written by Wes Craven while on LSD?

A: Evangelicals run toward the Ochre Ogre.

Donnie John is well on his way to finishing his job of destroying the country, and with the willing help of what was once a proud political party, he is accomplishing the feat in a style that is “breathtaking” to watch and somewhat heartbreaking, at the same time…

I REALLY was hoping that the G.O.P. could heal itself from the self-inflicted wound of inviting all the bigots and racists from the democratic party to join them in opposing the Kennedy-Johnson civil rights moves of the sixties and seventies but evidently that “disease” was even more pernicious than even I thought, and now Trump, who was a minor irritant in the democratic party, has completely subverted what was, at ONE TIME, a small-government party that preached fiscal responsibility and moral rectitude – how far they have fallen…

It is worth noting that, historically, lamb’s blood over the lintel of true-believers homes was a protection against sinister attack, and even in the fifties and sixties it was believed that a picture of the white Jesus" possibly coupled with a black velvet painting of “Elvis” on the wall was enough to protect a house, now its apparently a copy of the Trump bible in the living room and Trump “golden” sneakers in the closet (who could EVER bring themselves to actually wear such things?) that will signal “true believer” status to the world – the angels weep…

These radical right- wing nuts despair that church attendance is down, but their hypocrisy and hate is what’s driving the people away. They lie, cheat and steal 363 days a year but claim religion only on two.

You just wait. If he hasn’t done this already, he’ll be selling pictures of Jesus and him standing together side by side all smiles. He’s that low IMO.

‘Trump is wallowing in his Messiah complex’: columnist shreds Holy Week ‘scam’Former President Donald Trump’s Holy Week decision to hawk $59.99 Bibles prove he’s just another snake oil salesman akin to Elmer Gantry and the American people know it, a New York Times columnist argued Saturday.

‘Enormous risk’: former prosecutor begs judges to punish Trump after hog-tied Biden video

A former federal prosecutor Saturday called on the judges overseeing his criminal court cases to take action against former President Donald Trump after he attacked Justice Juan Merchan’s daughter online and shared images of a hog-tied President Joe Biden.

Publisher’s slip-up reveals James Comer is hawking book about Biden impeachment inquiry

A publisher’s slip-up revealed that House Oversight Committee chair James Comer (R-KY) is hawking a book about his effort to impeach President Joe Biden, according to a new report.

Well done, sir.

we are praying sir, that you spend the rest of your disgusting life behind bars

trump did that “kind of a bible but not really” infomercial, and he made a reference to his time in the white house when he said, “make America prey again.”

He’s the anti-Christ. But the world’s greatest con artist.

Too accurate

Happy Easter Ariail Fans! Peace of Lord Jesus be with you all. Let the SON shine inside.

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