An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile.
The owner of the automobile told him: “Give me $10,000 cash or I’ll beat you to a pulp.”
The old man says: “Hang on, I don’t have that much cash. Let me call my son who trains dolphins.”
Old man rings his son, but before he gets to speak, the car owner grabs the phone from him and tells his son: “So you’re a dolphin trainer? Come here with $10,000 cash or I’ll whip your father’s a$$.”
Son says: “Okay, I’ll be there in a few minutes.”
The son arrives in a Hummer, and out come a bunch of other guys and beat the crap out of the expensive car owner.
Son tells his old man: “Dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins.”
A wealthy Middle Easterner (I don’t recall from which nation), a man in his 30’s 0r ’40’s, once caused the building of a similar oversized civilian Power Wagon (the famous Dodge 4WD, 1 ton, pick-up truck, a circa 1950 model). Gordon Maney published a small article about the truck in an issue of the (now defunct) “Power Wagon Advertiser” about 20 years ago.
A wealthy Middle Easterner (I don’t recall from which nation), a man in his 30’s 0r ’40’s, once caused the building of a similar oversized civilian Power Wagon (the famous Dodge 4WD, 1 ton, pick-up truck, a circa 1950 model). Gordon Maney published a small article about the truck in an issue of the (now defunct) “Power Wagon Advertiser” about 20 years ago.
By the way, the military HMMWV (pronounced Humvee), the military prototype version of the civilian first version Hummer is only a Power Wagon wannabe. The two later Hummer models don’t rate at all, except maybe, as trophy version toys.
comixbomix 25 days ago
You know they didn’t have their match in a boxcar.
Pickled Pete 25 days ago
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An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile.
The owner of the automobile told him: “Give me $10,000 cash or I’ll beat you to a pulp.”
The old man says: “Hang on, I don’t have that much cash. Let me call my son who trains dolphins.”
Old man rings his son, but before he gets to speak, the car owner grabs the phone from him and tells his son: “So you’re a dolphin trainer? Come here with $10,000 cash or I’ll whip your father’s a$$.”
Son says: “Okay, I’ll be there in a few minutes.”
The son arrives in a Hummer, and out come a bunch of other guys and beat the crap out of the expensive car owner.
Son tells his old man: “Dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins.”
Tim Harrod Premium Member 25 days ago
Don’t tell me jasonsnakelover has given up on the Sheikh’s name.
A# 466 25 days ago
A wealthy Middle Easterner (I don’t recall from which nation), a man in his 30’s 0r ’40’s, once caused the building of a similar oversized civilian Power Wagon (the famous Dodge 4WD, 1 ton, pick-up truck, a circa 1950 model). Gordon Maney published a small article about the truck in an issue of the (now defunct) “Power Wagon Advertiser” about 20 years ago.
A# 466 25 days ago
A wealthy Middle Easterner (I don’t recall from which nation), a man in his 30’s 0r ’40’s, once caused the building of a similar oversized civilian Power Wagon (the famous Dodge 4WD, 1 ton, pick-up truck, a circa 1950 model). Gordon Maney published a small article about the truck in an issue of the (now defunct) “Power Wagon Advertiser” about 20 years ago.
By the way, the military HMMWV (pronounced Humvee), the military prototype version of the civilian first version Hummer is only a Power Wagon wannabe. The two later Hummer models don’t rate at all, except maybe, as trophy version toys.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 25 days ago
The HI X3 Hummer gets seven gallons a mile. But then when you have your own oil field, who cares?
kaycstamper 25 days ago
Why would you want a vehicle that can’t drive on most roads?
VictorJulison 25 days ago
WOW! And I thought the guys in the F350s were compensating for something.
SquidGamerGal 25 days ago
Aw, geez! The gas mileage of that Hummer must be atrocious!
Kidon Ha-Shomer 25 days ago
The good sheik failed to mention the Kevlar door panels, bullet resistant glass, and anti-mine underbody armor.
FireAnt_Hater 25 days ago
Billionaires are different from you and me.
ekke 25 days ago
So, the girdled lizard is the original hoop snake?
yangeldf 25 days ago
of COURSE a Sheikh would be the type of person to have a giant compensation mobile, dear god that guy must be TINY down there…
moondog42 Premium Member 25 days ago
I thought the ouroboros was a mystical symbol, not a real-life animal?
The Duke 25 days ago
Now if Minoru and Sanshiro had their match on top of the bullet train as it was running, that would have been unbelievable!
Space_cat 25 days ago
He must be compensating for a major physical shortcoming to want to feel that big!
diegot 25 days ago
Do ya think the sheik is compensating for something!?
Angry Indeed 25 days ago
When I was working at the jail, I noticed many female deputies owned huge jacked-up pick up trucks. Some of them needed a ladder to climb into them.
jasonsnakelover 25 days ago
Neikh Shahyan
Sinoru Muzuki Tanshiro Sakagi
Diurnal or nocturnal, it’s still a bad idea to mess with one of those bears; but you can mess with the lizard all you want because they’re harmless.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
dpatrickryan Premium Member 25 days ago
“12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,65 tons of American Pride!Canyonero! Canyonero!”
Billavi Premium Member 25 days ago
Pfft. We’ve had fights on the NYC subway for years
JohnShirley1 24 days ago
small hummers are stupid enough. But that one is stupid grande.