This reminds me of something I just read about the eclipse. Some whack job is saying that certain signs of the Zodiac will be more affected by the eclipse than others. Mine is allegedly one of those, so out of curiosity, I read what she had to say, and it was laughable, as I knew it would be. I wonder how anyone can fall for that nonsense.
It is nice to be able to accurately “read” the breaks in a green but it’s even harder to hit the ball just right to take advantage of them and not be short or long.
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
Crystal (golf) ball. She can really psychically read a green!
Digital Frog about 2 months ago
They say she has foresight
comixbomix about 2 months ago
Don’t forget to tell him about the windmill.
Jml58 about 2 months ago
And then it hits the water hole.
phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago
At the next hole, he consults a palm reader who can tell him what’s wrong with his grip.
Znox11 about 2 months ago
She needs to update her sign…“Read the Tea Leaves, Read the Greens.”
Frank Salem Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good one.
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
… and then it lands in the sand trap! I foresee a Double Bogey on this hole!
That’ll be twenty dollars!
ladykat about 2 months ago
And then it goes into a little hole!
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 months ago
The newest thing in analytics .
basspro about 2 months ago
“It’s better than most.”
Aficionado about 2 months ago
Bleeb, you must not be very good at reading putts if your player had to bring in a consultant.
William Bednar Premium Member about 2 months ago
At the 18th hole, he consults a phrenologist, who reads bumps on one’s head. No help.
jbduncan about 2 months ago
That is better than stomping up and down your line to judge the break. Whatever works!
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
And she calls herself a holey one?
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
An uncanny caddy
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
s_krumpe about 2 months ago
I was going to see a psychic one time. I knocked on the door and she said, “who is it?” So I left
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
….then you toss your clubs in the water trap out of frustration.
davewhamond creator about 2 months ago
Then I see you swearing…
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
It seemed to be getting larger and larger, and I couldn’t understand why. Then suddenly it hit me.
Lola85 Premium Member about 2 months ago
This reminds me of something I just read about the eclipse. Some whack job is saying that certain signs of the Zodiac will be more affected by the eclipse than others. Mine is allegedly one of those, so out of curiosity, I read what she had to say, and it was laughable, as I knew it would be. I wonder how anyone can fall for that nonsense.
eb110americana about 2 months ago
If you put dimples on a crystal ball, does that allow you to see further?
jtburgess Premium Member about 2 months ago
She’s not a psychic, she can just read the green.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
I see him breaking his putter a few shots later.
sobrown51 about 2 months ago
It is nice to be able to accurately “read” the breaks in a green but it’s even harder to hit the ball just right to take advantage of them and not be short or long.
geese28 about 1 month ago
I predict a not so good yelp review for her