Why the incredibly tiny wings?
Hey – wait a minute. Doesn’t the song say in heaven there is no beer?
Aha, so “thunder” is not an atmospheric electrical sound effect, after all. It comes from Those Great Bowling Lanes in the Sky.
Who knew?
The Gospel according to Trump.
Pizza is nice but are there other options? An eternity of pizza might be a bit much.. besides I gain weight just looking at pizza.
What if we each get our own heaven?
Troilus For President! Or whoever is in charge of eternity.
If it’s heaven for the “Ernies”, maybe it’s hell for the “Broads”. A space saving application.
Too bad heaven won’t be like your wildest dreams. It’s probably like being in church for eternity.
Yes, there is a welcome wagon in heaven.
B. Kliban
comixbomix about 1 month ago
Why the incredibly tiny wings?
wmwiii Premium Member about 1 month ago
Hey – wait a minute. Doesn’t the song say in heaven there is no beer?
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
Aha, so “thunder” is not an atmospheric electrical sound effect, after all. It comes from Those Great Bowling Lanes in the Sky.
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
Who knew?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago
The Gospel according to Trump.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 month ago
Pizza is nice but are there other options? An eternity of pizza might be a bit much.. besides I gain weight just looking at pizza.
troilus Premium Member about 1 month ago
What if we each get our own heaven?
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member about 1 month ago
Troilus For President! Or whoever is in charge of eternity.
Bamaboy61 about 1 month ago
If it’s heaven for the “Ernies”, maybe it’s hell for the “Broads”. A space saving application.
donut reply about 1 month ago
Too bad heaven won’t be like your wildest dreams. It’s probably like being in church for eternity.
Sir Isaac about 1 month ago
Yes, there is a welcome wagon in heaven.